I was having a bad Monday morning - tired, a bit overwhelmed with all the things I have to do, feeling a bit blah, yadda, yadda, yadda....And then I saw this pic of Madonna which the "Daily News" shot out around to the world and let me tell you kids I’m feeling a 100x better!
If I was Madonna and I saw this pic out in the world, I would do the following things immediately:
Go home and beat the shit out of the person who told me I looked good enough to go out of the house without any makeup. They LIED to you M!
Fire my plastic surgeon because he did a bad job and I now look like a Jack O' Lantern and it ain't cute.
Run not walk to KFC and get a two piece with a biscuit because judging by those thin arms, I am HUNGRY and I need to eat. NOW!
I'm not feeling so bad now I have to say. I hope you are having a better day as well!
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