Friday, August 15, 2008

Happy B-Day Material Matron!

OK kids - another sign we are all getting older. Madonna made 50 today kids.

I know - scary stuff. When the Material Girl is now officially a Material Matron, it is time to grab the Geritol and pray. I hope she keeps her clothes on from now on - I don't think she'll look that cure running around naked.

Do you?

I am going to start working out and lying about my age starting tomorrow. Well maybe I'll just do lying about my age thing AND then consider the working out thing.

I would make a crack about going to China for a fake passport ala the Chinese gymnastics team BUT I'm not that crass.

Right Now.

Botox for everyone and happy birthday to Madonna!

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