Of all the things that occurred during Tuesday's magical inaugration proceedings, I have to be honest and say my favorite moment was seeing Aretha Franklin's hat. Because Lord knows, those of us follow Aretha and her appearances (mostly from perusing our parents' copies of JET magazine) we KNOW Aunt ReRe has been known to unleash her size 106DDD's on the kids thereby scaring some of us for life!
Don't believe me?
Check out this video of ReRe doing a little bit of Mariah's "Touch My Body" (which she should not be singing with her Memaw ass!):
Thankfully Aunt ReRe's Ill Ta Tas are under all that red chiffon but can you imagine the national security concerns if she had tried to pull President Obama down into her bosom!
I can just see the Secret Service trying to rescue him now with Michelle taking off her earrings ready to swing! That would be have been a moment!
I still love me some Aunt ReRe - let me stop hating!
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I laughed out loud (on the shuttle - bet you don't miss that!) when I read "106DDs." Glad you're posting again - I'm a loyal reader. Let's grab a drink sometime soon.
Graham
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